Quotes from Twitch
Note: Quotes are not pulled dynamically and will be updated haphazardly unless this changes.
| Quote | Notes |
|---|---|
| 1. "I am so delighted by polls." - Emily Henry 3/31/2021 | |
| 2. "Good night and sleep darkly" - Emily Henry 3/31/2021 | |
| 3. "I did not act with the dignity befitting my station...my bad” - Emily Henry 4/1/2021 | |
| 4. “It’s like another head again” - Emily Henry 4/1/2021 | |
| 5. "After all that it earns it." - Emily Henry 4/1/2021 | |
| 6. "That's kind of a warm fish, you know what I mean?" - Emily Henry, April 1, 2021 | |
| 7. "I'm just really glad you're here." Emily Henry, Circa always <3 | |
| 8. "I could be a quotes only assistant mod, capturing all of Emily's best words" - Eyre 4/1/2021 | |
| 9. "No jokes around here, only weird hats." -Emily Henry, April 1, 2021 | |
| 10. "I wore this because it was clean." - Emily Henry, April 2nd, 2021 (words of wisdom) | |
| 11. "I made some people cry, thats honestly the dream" -Emily Henry | |
| 12. "Wow. there's a lot of murder in those little bubbles." - Emily Henry, April 7, 2021 | |
| 13. "What am I supposed to do, just play songs? -Emily 4/7/21 | |
| 14. "Here I am crying human years." - Emily Henry, April 7, 2021 | |
| 15. "What am I doing with my life... Oh I remember, fanfiction.net..." - Emily Henry, April 9, 2021 | |
| 16. "I need Eyre, bigtime." Emily Henry, April 9, 2021 | |
| 17. "Max, you're a madman, what a delight!" Emily Henry, April 9, 2021 | |
| 18. "For some reason it's funnier because it wasn't that funny...anyway now it's your problem" - Emily Henry, April 14, 2021 | |
| 19. "I didn't get to murder last time." -Emily Henry | |
| 20. "You just can't laugh and whistle - you can't laugh and whistle at the same time" - Emily Henry, April 14, 2021 | |
| 21. "I just feel like I MUST be training for SOMETHING... I really hope so." -Emily Henry, April 14, 2021 | |
| 22. "Everything I say on this stream is true and legally binding." -Emily Henry, Date undisclosed for legal purposes | |
| 23. "I didn't get to do any murders last time and that's just no good." - Emily Henry, April 14, 2021 | |
| 24. "I WILL EVISCERATE YOU IN SONG." - Emily Henry, April 15, 2021, Knight's Tale Watch Party | |
| 25. "I WAS SADBOI FOR A DAY - YOU WILL BE SADBOI FOR ETERNITY" Emily Henry, April 15, 2021, Knight's Tale Watch Party | |
| 26. "Singing is the worst thing you can do... worse than running... worse than yelling..." - Emily Henry, April 16, 2021 | |
| 27. "It's so hard when you are a competition wrestler like myself... but I'll try hard not to win the big gold belt... I'll do my best, guys" - Emily Henry, April 16, 2021 | |
| 28. "Sometimes I put on my luchador mask and I'm like, 'Oh no, look what I did again!'" Emily Henry, April 16, 2021 | |
| 29. "turned on, by my own mods" -Emily Henry 4/19/2021 | |
| 30. "It started slow like diseases do... - > me buying hats." - Eyre 4/19/21 | |
| 31. Chat: "CHOO CHOO, GURL!" -Medic_Himbo 4/21/2021 | |
| 32. "Obviously, I'm not going to be that good at murder when it comes down to it, because I've never been... so, there we are." - Emily Henry, 4/21/2021 | |
| 33. "You guys totally knocked me off kilter. I hope you're proud of yourselves!" -Emily Henry, r/21/2021 | |
| 34. "That'sa classic big book reader mistake there. Eh-scay-pe. Escape-Aid... I can't say the word!" - Emily Henry, 4/21/21 | |
| 35. "big Rocket energy" -WonderTruly 4/21/2021 | |
| 36. "decomposition had taken its toll" - Emily Henry, 4/21/21 | |
| 37. "This stream was Bonkersville...so we're full up on friends today." - Emily Henry, 4/21/21 | |
| 38. "What is EweTube? How is that spelled?" - Emily Henry, 4/21/21 | |
| 39. "I panicked and I thought it was the people at the end, but vanguard is actually the people at the front!" - Emily Henry, 4/21/21 | |
| 40. "You guys are spicy tonight." - Emily Henry, 4/21/21 | |
| 41. "Anywhere a chord can go is not a place a chord should go." - Emily Henry, 4/21/2021 | |
| 42. The fish hat is called Gill Graham... everyone should know | |
| 43. "I'm sorry for you hurting me too, so here we are..." -Emily Henry, April 21, 2021 | |
| 44. "What if I ascend to space because you're all being so nice to me?" - Emily Henry, cosmonaut, 4/21/2021 | |
| 45. "I can scroll through my own chat. I GUESS." - Emily Henry, 4/23/2021 | |
| 46. "You can watch the bad movie if you want... but that is an Emily unsanctioned activity..." - Emily Henry 4/23/21 | |
| 47. “No, no, no. Wonder’s tired, she can’t open Gatorade.” —Emily Henry 4/24/21 | |
| 48. “What was I supposed to do as a child—NOT watch fantasy TV, regardless of quality?” -Emily Henry, 4/24/21 | |
| 49. “I don’t know that much about the karmic cycle, but I feel like it goes on longer than the lifespan of a black hole. And by the way that reminds me of a book called ‘Llama Destroys the World!’” —Emily Henry, 4/24/21 | |
| 50. "Oh no! Thank you!" -Emily Henry, in perpetuity | |
| 51. "ooh that's low as heck--what am I doing down there??" -Emily Henry 4/24/21 | |
| 52. "This stream brought to you by Bummertown Sadboi Jams - Home of the Feels #love #oooooo" - Eyre 4/24/21 | |
| 53. "I'm weak... I see discussion of slashy television and all of my other priorities disappear. Anyway, here's a song I wrote..." Emily Henry, 4/26/2021 | |
| 54. “Does it matter? It’s not copyrighted. 😈” - Emily Henry | |
| 55. “Oh, guitar mechanics? You mean SPIDER FINGERS?” -Emily Henry | |
| 56. "Incredible! It's Gill Graham the Goldfish." - Emily Henry 4/30/2021 | |
| 57. "This really undercuts my like sad indie cred, yknow what I mean?" - Emily Henry, 4/30/2021, Mayor of Sadboi Bummertown | |
| 58. "A camera manages the light it takes in by darkening everything else around it. Tell me, Gill, are you the camera? Or the brightness?" kkooooop 4/30/2021 | |
| 59. "The wine is dark, the fish is bright, she wears the hat in dead of night, tucks it far away before the morning.... The moon is full, the worms are cold, in her arms, sweet Gill to hold...She cannot tell anyone he is her darling..." - Gill Graham, Secret Fish, 4/30/2021 | |
| 60. "little fish found, swimming around, sees nothing to keep her, she nibbles a worm, it starts to squirm, and she swims deeper... little fish lost, swimming across, hammerheads trying to catch her, there's somewhere to go, that only fish know, so she swims faster... " Gill Graham, secret admirer, April 2021 | |
| 61. "Have we considered that it was maybe me all along? Am I the illuminati?" - Emily Henry, April 2021 | |
| 62. "The real 11s are the 11s we made along the way" - tessajaneh, 4/30/2021 | |
| 63. "I'll eat one of these hats if banjo picking is not somehow involved." - Emily Henry, April 30, 2021 | |
| 64. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their hats." -Eleanor Roosevelt | |
| 65. "Life is a succession of hats which must be worn..." -Ralph Waldo Emerson (Real quotes, made better by hats) | |
| 66. "Life is trying hats to see if they work." -Ray Bradbury (Real quotes, made better by hats) | |
| 67. "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop wearing hats." -Confucius (Real quotes made better by hats) | |
| 68. "It is hard to fail but it is worse never to have tried on a hat" - Theodore Roosevelt (Real quotes improved by hats) | |
| 69. “Anyone who has ever made anything of importance was wearing a hat.” — Andrew Hendrixson (Real quotes, made better by hats) | |
| 70. "She's probably a really nice person. I wish she had a different name." - Emily Henry regarding Emily Henry, 3/20/2021 | |
| 71. "no eyre! Do not cross the streams" - Emily Henry 4/30/2021 | |
| 72. "Let us gather and play tunes, as is our custom! See you forthwith! <3 - Emily's Stream Title 5/3/2021 | |
| 73. "I'm terrible at improv and spontaneity." -Emily Henry, 5/3/2021 | |
| 74. "You need to come to my house and take a hat away to be remembered." - Emily 5/3/2021 | |
| 75. "I had to dressed for this meeting and everything. Like Zoom dressed, not pajamas." - Emily 5/5/2021 | |
| 76. "Bread. Bread is very good. Oh Sean, I'm so sorry... I forgot..." -Emily Henry, heartless gluten monster, 5/5/2020 | |
| 77. "I do love bread." -Emily Henry, again, 5/20/21 | |
| 78. "!oooo" - Emily Henry, always | |
| 79. "Wonder looks like the most amazing guitar superhero." -Emily Henry, 5/5/21 | |
| 80. "Is this life just for suffering? Is that why? Are we made on this earth only to suffer?" -Emily Henry, 5/5/21 | |
| 81. @Medic_Himbo, part mod, part spider, full sus - Anonymous | |
| 82. "Now you all know my strategy of lurking in vents like a trapdoor spider." - Medic_Himbo 5/5/21 | |
| 83. "There's so many ways to get punished on this stream now. It's pretty intense" - Emily Henry 5/2/21 | |
| 84. "Hop on the Wonder[Truly] train and ride it all the way to the moon." -Emily Henry 5/5/21 | |
| 85. "Saying so many nice things about me today, I will cement them into eternity." - Wonder 5/5/21 | |
| 86. "Oh my god, I almost died getting that hat." -Emily Henry, treading dark water, "It's my fish! Gill Graham!" 5/2/2021 | |
| 87. "Actually, Eyre, I have been power lifting lately, so let's fight, let's go," - Emily on record for all to see, May 7, 2021 | |
| 88. "I've got the murder board with all the red string - It's happening!" - Emily Henry, May 7, 2021 | |
| 89. "Oh my sweet summer child, I have more than 11 hats" - Emily Henry, 5/7/2021 | |
| 90. "Why don't you? Tell us the answers or else!" -Emily Henry, very threatening, 5/7/2021 | |
| 91. "You pick up your coffee. You go to take a sip. You go to put it down on the coaster and it's gone... it's Emily Henry's album." - Emily Henry, 5/7/2021, marketing pro | |
| 92. "Anyway, that's not what high wire's about but it reminds me because it has high wire in it... anyway..." -Emily Henry, 5/7/21 | |
| 93. "I'm not sure me rambling nonsense is worth a quote all the time, Eyre... Eyre!" - Emily Henry 5/7/2021 | |
| 94. "I am in fact swoll now, currently ripped, and also jacked. Thank you for asking." -Emily Henry, 5/10/21 | |
| 95. "I would catch a grenade for gillgraham." - WonderTruly, 5/10/21 | |
| 96. “GREAT, we’ll do it in the middle” —Emily Henry, 5/10/21 | |
| 97. “I love all of the characters very much and if ANYONE has ANYTHING bad to say about ANY of them, we are gonna fight.” —Emily Henry, 5/10/21 | |
| 98. "This is the wildest stream we've had in a bit" - Emily (talking about 100% Hat Stream 5/10/21 | |
| 99. "My grasp of physics is too shaky for this..." - Emily Henry, 5/12/2021 | |
| 100. "I see from your name that you, too, are a sparkle aficionado. I tip my cup to you." - Emily Henry, 5/12/21 | |
| 101. "Okay bye forever" - Emily Henry 5/12/21 | |
| 102. "I almost died; I regret nothing!" - Emily 5/14/21 | |
| 103. "I hope the mods are taking this time to say nice things to each other...and also to me." --Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 104. "I hate them." -Himbo, 5/18/21 | |
| 105. "This was Piper's plan all along" - Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 106. "I'm a FISH! I learned how to say 'fish' in Mandarin. I'm very proud." -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 107. "Murder hype!" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 108. "How is he both winning and dead?" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 109. "That's true! All the mods are dead :D" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 110. "That's me, leaving my mods in the dust! :D" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 111. "Listen to me, chat. Emily will tell you whatever she wants you to hear." -Lumpy, 5/18/21 | |
| 112. "Give me tragedy." - @Medic_Himbo, !modlove | |
| 113. "All food emojis are equally innocent, from apple to eggplant." -EyreDactyl, 5/18/21 | |
| 114. "This game discriminates against people like me who are funny." -Himbo, 5/18/21 | |
| 115. "The crabs love me." -Sandpiper, 5/18/21 | |
| 116. "I work hard but achieve nothing." - Himbo, 5/18/21 | |
| 117. "Who voted for me, and--why, though?" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 118. "Just....look into your heart, you know?" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 119. "But I don't write! I don't write at all!" -Trekkiemage, 5/18/21 | |
| 120. "If she had some [fanfiction] and I hadn't seen it, I would be furious." -Sandpiper, 5/18/21 | |
| 121. "Chat, this is Himbo. Listen to me. *I* am the perfect party snack. Write it in!" -Himbo, 5/18/21 | |
| 122. "Emily: Friendly Talented Schemer" -Jackbox, 5/18/21 | |
| 123. "I'm gonna eat a peanut butter cup about it" -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 124. "this is going to be good. You like this!" Emily Henry, forcefully, 5/18/21 | |
| 125. "Week of Sneat Sweeks" - Emily Henry, The Cruise Ship Edition | |
| 126. "It's the plot of Jane Eyre, but with receipts." -Emily Henry, 5/18/21 | |
| 127. "I love !arms" - Emily Henry, 5/18/2021 | |
| 128. "I'm making sure that you can't say b00b." -Himbo, 5/18/21 | |
| 129. "Max has an amazing mustache that I didn't see before." | |
| 130. "You don't understand, the aliens have the abilitiy - it is not me... The real aliens are going to get everyone...- " Emily Henry, totally sus, May 2021 | |
| 131. "Gillgraham, my fish son <3" - Emily Henry, May 19, 2021 | |
| 132. "I arm what I arm!" - @eldooderino | |
| 133. "We will chant "I arm not what I arm" - @6FootTallBravado | |
| 134. "That's my secret, Cap. I'm always A R M S." @tessajaneh May 2021 | |
| 135. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one !ARMS." - Not Lao Tzu | |
| 136. When the going gets tough, the tough get !arms | |
| 137. "You miss 100 percent of the !arms you never take." | |
| 138. "As in Eyre fell victim to a sweet sneak and tumbled down the rabbit hole of a temptation quest." - Eyre 5/18/21 - Modstream | |
| 139. "Goodbye forever. I'm laying down. I've become the floor." - Emily Henry, 5/24 | |
| 140. "Maybe the real emily was the arms we made along the friends" - @rowanwrites | |
| 141. "With great arms comes great armily." - Mental_wasabi 5/24/21 | |
| 142. "There you good." - Emily 5/28/21 | |
| 143. "It's not a hat stream, I promise" - EmilyHenry during a Hat Stream | |
| 144. "You don't get any music." - Emily Henry, 6/2/2021 | |
| 145. "It's my favorite way to ingest Fig" - Emily 6/11/21 | |
| 146. Lord_Luke got stabbed today! Yay!" - Emily 6/14/21 | |
| 147. "good friends send you burgers true friends take burgers for you" - Tessa (PerfectSpirited) 6/18/21 | |
| 148. “Time to sing a song about a serial killer. Enough chitchat!” —Emily Henry 6/18/21 | |
| 149. “What’s Harmonica Wars?” —Medic Himbo, 6/18/21 | |
| 150. "Also Emily, sorry that you're an afterthought to the fishhat, the star of the show." - @ThePumperPair, 6/18/2021 | |
| 151. "Yes, it is a sad song. They almost all are." - Emily Henry, June 2021 | |
| 152. "They probably don't put horses on a podium, but you know what I mean." - Emily Henry, 6/23/21 | |
| 153. "Eyreplane's a classic." - Emily Henry, 6/23/21 | |
| 154. "I did a cinnamon" - Emily during Cooking stream 6/26/21 | |
| 155. "Putting up with me is all that I ask." - Emily 7/5/21 | |
| 156. "Never bring a knife to a train fight." @MaximilienV , SubLord, 7/7/21 | |
| 157. "Internet-dead is somewhere between tv-dead and princess-bride-style mostly dead." - LiztheEditor 7/9/2021 | |
| 158. "there's just a scrambled egg in there, that's all that's going on, but anyway it's good to see you!" -Emily Henry | |
| 159. "My brain is actual Jell-O....but thank you." -Emily Henry, 7/14/21 | |
| 160. "It sounds like Sugar-Bomb Bubble-Pop" - Emily 7/14/2021 | |
| 161. "I Guess I Can Hold Notes A Long Time" - Ylime 7/14/2021 | |
| 162. “you’re bopping along, you’re actively eating a lollipop, you’re wearing pink.” -Emily Henry, 7/19/21 | |
| 163. "Is that my knife? Oh my gosh, you guys, it's so cute! Thank you for my knife!" - Emily Henry, 7/28/21 | |
| 164. "It's two raccoons in a trenchcoat, my brain right now." - Emily 7/28/21 | |
| 165. "It's titled: 'Original Birthday Song' in my Google Docs" - Emily 7/30/2021 | |
| 166. "Can you believe we have 171 quotes on this channel?" - Emily 7/30/21 | |
| 167. "Hydrate before you die-drate" - Emily 8/4/21 | |
| 168. "YOU were great! Emily was also here" - Kooples 8/7/21 (During Mom Stream) | |
| 169. "Don't quote me on this because I might not be able to, physically." - Emily 8/9/2021 | |
| 170. "I regret that I have but one follow to give my favorite blond guitarist named Emily...*dies on the spear of his one follow system*" -@TenSixty6, August 9, 2021 | |
| 171. "Emily has seen the ideas and none of them are her face" - Trekkie 8/9/2021 | |
| 172. "By now she should've some how realized what we all would do... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" - EyreDactyl, 8/9/21 | |
| 173. "no one needs to know what their own tying face looks like" -Emily Henry 8/9/2021 | |
| 174. "Not everything is about serial killers everyone. Anyway..." - Emily Henry, 8/9/21 | |
| 175. "Lay around like a woman with her throat cut" - Emily's song "You and I" | |
| 176. *Emily stares directly into the camera like she's on The Office due to chat shenanigans* | |
| 177. "Mine is a deeply friendly aesthetic." - Emily Henry, circa August 2021 | |
| 178. "If I pEyred a pEyre of pEyres, then pEyred them, I could make a pEyre of pEyred pEyre pi's" - Lumpy [Emily wouldn't even read it] 8/16/21 | |
| 179. "Chat is basically one of those gifs of a muppet being tossed across the room." - @PerfectSpirited 8/18/21 | |
| 180. "This is what it's like to be an influencer; maybe you don't know" - Emily 8/18/21 | |
| 181. "It's GOOD. Wonderwall is GOOD." - Emily Henry, Influencer, 8/18/21 | |
| 182. "What is the context for this? Why have I done this? There's no way to know!" - Emily Henry | |
| 183. “Not on the floor yet, but gosh, give it a minute, huh?” —Emily Henry sees the light | |
| 184. “Water can’t betray me now” —Emily Henry sees the light | |
| 185. "You can't drink water and scream into the void at the same time. You've got to pick one or the other!" - Emily, 8/20/21, Single Drop | |
| 186. “I read in a science thing that multitasking, it’s not a thing.” —Emily Henry Sees The Light | |
| 187. “I haven’t even tuned my guitar yet. I haven’t played any songs!” —Emily Henry Sees The Light 36 minutes in | |
| 188. "then I would have to leave the room, because its very hard for me to look at my own face" -Emily Henry 8/20/2021 Single Release day | |
| 189. "Listen, you try having a brain! It's hard!" - Emily Henry, 8/20/21 | |
| 190. "we got some real bangers in the quote section" -Emily Henry 8/20/2021 Single Release Day | |
| 191. "If you don't have words, make 'em up. Nothing says "thank you" like 'you're splendiferously awesometacular!!!'" - JazzyEagle August, 2021 | |
| 192. "The fun never stops at the axe-throwing household" - Emily 8/23/21 | |
| 193. "We can still love a creepy deer" - Emily 8/23/21 | |
| 194. "It's kind of threatening, which is my favorite part" - Emily 8/23/21 | |
| 195. "I heard someone from Star Trek liked my song and then I died and now I'm a ghost." -Emily Henry, 8/25 | |
| 196. "Not cannibals, plural, alright. Let's not get it twisted," - Emily's strange justification, 8/25 | |
| 197. "It's threatening, and I'm into it" - Emily 8/30/21 | |
| 198. Part 1 of 2 "Emily's songs do have a very particular set of skills. Skills that have been acquired by writing over a million songs. Skills that make them stick in your ear like honey."... - Lord_Luke_M 8/30/21 | |
| 199. Part 2 of 2..."If you listen to them and love them, that will be the end of it - They will not look for you, they will not hunt you... but if you don't, they will look for you, they will find you... and they will crawl into your ears." - Lord_Luke_M 8/30/21 | |
| 200. "English is only sometimes occasionally, um, happening." - Emily, 8/30/21 | |
| 201. "I wrote this song, apparently." - Emily 8/30/21 | |
| 202. "I feel like I have a bug bite on my eye. But that's not possible, because it's illegal." - Emily 9/2/21 | |
| 203. "Response Message" - StreamElements 9/2/21 | |
| 204. "It can be nice to have a connection with another person" - Emily 9/2/21 | |
| 205. "Hit-up my TikTok" - Emily 9/2/21 | |
| 206. "If they weren't here to witness it, they don't need to know. " - Emily, Date redacted | |
| 207. "My face hurts very much, Liz, thank you for asking." - Emily Henry, 9/2/21 | |
| 208. "Gee willikers!" - Emily Henry, Circa Hype TRain | |
| 209. "These subs are dedicated to your suffering" - Ooples all kooples, 9/2/21 | |
| 210. "I should do something? I should play a song maybe?" - Emily Henry, Subtember 2021 | |
| 211. "now I ooop me down to sleep, I pray the oops all koops to keep" - Eyre 9/2/21 | |
| 212. "I'm sending you good vibes and not weird ones." - Emily Henry, September 2021 | |
| 213. "You can't just make a joke around me unfortunately, I'll ruin it, just drag it all down..." - Emily Henry, 9/2/2021 | |
| 214. "I've come up with the perfect term for @MaximilienV ability to be everpresent in stream even while semi-away... I call it the Vintner's Lurk" - Eyre9/2/21 | |
| 215. "That's nightmarish but also beautiful at the same time." -Emily Henry, 9/6/21 | |
| 216. "I see the light, drive thru the light, it's alright?" - Eyre 9/6/21 | |
| 217. "I wanted to make it rain but Spotify only gave me four dollars." -Emily Henry, 9/8/21 | |
| 218. "They call it being on PRIV, I think." - Emily Henry, 9/8/21, Emstagram Emfluencer | |
| 219. "My favorite thing that ever happend was 'Response Message'!" - Emily Henry - 9/10/21 | |
| 220. "Lol if you say that out loud it sounds…a lot different" talking about newt pics - LiztheEditor 9/13/2 | |
| 221. "It would be so easy to let something slip" - ylimE in "Slippage" | |
| 222. "Response Message" - Stream Elements | |
| 223. "Did they launch people to space just now?" - Emily Henry, 9/15/2021 | |
| 224. "It doesn't get much more pristine than turning your camera on and broadcasting your likeness." - Emily Henry, Emfluencer, 9/15/21 | |
| 225. "I've been pretty uncontroversial my entire life." - Emily Henry, famous last words, 9/15/21 | |
| 226. "Now that the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head I'm going to bed." - @kkooooop (It's a Koooooptastrophe) | |
| 227. "I'm innocent, I swear." - @trekkiemage , in perpetuity | |
| 228. "Scroll Scroll Scroll" - Emily --catching up on chat | |
| 229. "I feel like my role here now is to make Emily roll her eyes and mutter "tessa..." " - Tessa 9/17/21 | |
| 230. "Listen I'm a simple woman. I love salt and water, what can I tell you." -Emily 9/17/21 | |
| 231. "and then there's like a cool guitar part" - Emily 9/20/21 | |
| 232. "I'm not ready to eject Eyre at people." Emily Henry, 9/22/21 | |
| 233. "Let's play some songs, and stop talking about Spice Girls for a bit..." - Emily 9/22/21 | |
| 234. *begrudgingly - "Alright who do I have to thank?" - Emily 9/22/21 | |
| 235. "I'll have you know I dry-cleaned a shirt for you guys today." -ylime 9/24/21 | |
| 236. "How temporary or permanent is Kool-Aid in your hair?" - EmilyylimE 9/24/21 | |
| 237. "Your voice sprinkles likes fairy dust. You don't even need to throw it hard, yet it settles on every surface like glowing mist to give pleasant emilish chills" - AstheticalAlpha 9/24/21 | |
| 238. "I'm going to do one of my serial killer songs. I have several of them." - ylimE 9/24/21 | |
| 239. "I did a normal job." -Emily 9/24/21 | |
| 240. "I'm gonna forget you." - Emily 9/24/21 | |
| 241. "I started out with a piece of bread and now I have toast after that song" - NoxigenMusic 9/27/21 | |
| 242. "My tea is boiling and my cold brew is an espresso. Emily why do you do this?" - NoxigenMusic - 9/27/21 | |
| 243. "Emily Henry Cinematic Universe EHCU" - Maruyay 9/27/21 | |
| 244. "I made a terrible mistake..." - Emily Henry, Edge of Subtember | |
| 245. "I hope you know that the yelling means I'm very grateful." - Emily Henry, Subtember Sensationalism | |
| 246. "I've got more, but they are buried under this pile of subs." - A very hungry Eyre | |
| 247. "and there's no kissing...*sighhh*" -Emily 10/1/21 | |
| 248. "I feel that ylimE would accept your tribute. But she rules alone." - Emily 10/1/21 | |
| 249. "Now we can all put down our arms." -Emily (reluctantly) 10/1/21 | |
| 250. 🎶loud vegetable interlude🎶 | |
| 251. "It's going to be aesthetically overflowing" - Emily during Cooking Stream 10/3/21 | |
| 252. "Peanuts are basically done, because...they're peanuts" - Emily (cooking) 10/3/21 | |
| 253. "Dad will die if tofu enters his personal bubble" - Emily (cooking) 10/3/21 | |
| 254. "fwooooooooooo, fwooooooooooo, fwooooooooooo, fwooooooooooo" - Emily (blowing on very hot Pad Thai) 10/3/21 | |
| 255. "I just need like a full gallery but it is just me and it's every Pokemon" | |
| 256. "is it rockets instead in rocket league?" - Emily Henry , 10/4/21 | |
| 257. "What used to be true is true, is true now." - EHM 10/6/21 | |
| 258. "The slubs are flying like candy." - Emily Henry, October 6th, the year of two thousand twenty one | |
| 259. "First I catch you, then I eat you." - MuslingDiva 10/6/21 | |
| 260. "A musicull rignik! Enjoy it!" - Emily Henry, 10/6/21 | |
| 261. "As soon as someone says, 'Everything's fine.' I immediately think oh well, good, no worries, nothing's happened." - Emily Henry, October 6, 2021 | |
| 262. "Songs about me are really quite the exception. So, this song's about Iron Man 2... " - Emily Henry, 10/6/21 | |
| 263. "I am an innocent victim! Not a single time have I caused a shenanigan." - Emily Henry, 10/8/2021 | |
| 264. "Why would you do this, capitalism?!" - Emily Henry, 10/8/2021 | |
| 265. The ultimate chat slogan: “I just like to troll” - Chat ALWAYS | |
| 266. "There needs to be more shenanigans" - Emily (She finally said it out loud) | |
| 267. "The sun is terrifying!!! huge ball of fire?! NO THANKS. I'll take a vitamin." - tegrof_ - 10/8/21 | |
| 268. "Vocabulation is a great word for what I'm doing today" - Emily (being conflabulated) 10/11/21 | |
| 269. "The need to swim into any mainstream canals has faded, ever since I started drowning into Emily's hyper oxygenated original streams" - AstheticalAlpha 10/11/21 | |
| 270. "If you think about it, none of us have ever done anything wrong, ever" - anonymous "Mod" | |
| 271. "There will be tears." -TenSixty6 10/13/21 | |
| 272. "I will do a tiny murder" - ylimE to a mosquito - 10/13/21 | |
| 273. "Thank goodness I have this Hamtaro hand fan." -Emily 10/15/21 | |
| 274. "NIART EPYH" - ylimE, 10/18/21 | |
| 275. "39YH" - NIART 39YH ylimE 10/18/21 | |
| 276. "You have to be early to be on time around here. *whispers (unless you're the streamer)" - Emily | |
| 277. "No - it's too nice. Quit it!" - Emily Henry, 10/20/2021 | |
| 278. "Like how are you not constantly terrified." - Ooples it's @kkooooop | |
| 279. "As a perfectionist, I refuse to try." - Emily Henry, 10/20/21 | |
| 280. "If baby, how have fridge? If fridge, how child? I guess everyone lives somewhere." - Emily Henry, October 20, 2021 | |
| 281. "We're gonna play...I can't do this" -Emily 10/20/21 | |
| 282. "You are the soundtrack to tonight's exploration of weird animals book." - Eyre 10/27/21 | |
| 283. "Even though I'm not in your house and I'll never know anyway...." -Emily Henry 10/27/2021 | |
| 284. "I made my bed and now I live there." Emily Henry, 10/27/21 | |
| 285. "I kept seeing the stuff around that board and being like man I am a slumlord." - Eyre 10/27/21 | |
| 286. "This Emily Henry lady is good with the words and things." - BearsyPoo 10/27/21 | |
| 287. "Why do I have to be the elevator; why don't I get my own elevator?" - Emily 10/27/21 | |
| 288. "Guys, is there anything better than a brand new pack of crayons?" - Emily 10/27/21 | |
| 289. "We are the most friendly hostiles you'll ever meet." - Eyre 10/27/21 | |
| 290. "Thank you so much, Eyre. That's terrifying" - Emily Henry, Everyday, Circa 10/29/21 | |
| 291. "I've been training for years to be sending particulates as far as possible to the back of the room." -Emily 10/29/21 | |
| 292. "I didn't mean to get so aggressive about the cake you guys." - Emily Henry, 10/29/2021 🗡️ | |
| 293. "What a delicious injury" - Emily 11/3/21 | |
| 294. "Out of context that's going to be horrible and you know that!" -Emily Henry 11/3/2021 | |
| 295. "I won't use my words" - Emily 11/3/21 | |
| 296. "pepper-NO-ni" - Medic_Himbo 11/3/21 | |
| 297. "I genuinely do not know where the "P" is." - Emily 11/3/21 | |
| 298. "It's fine, I have Epsom salts." -Emily, streamweek | |
| 299. "That makes me very happen." -Emily, streamweek | |
| 300. “I’m not making fanworks I just *trips and fanfic falls out of all my pockets* these aren’t mine I just *more fanfic falls out*” - Kooples 11/3/2021 | |
| 301. "Sounds was good" - Kooples Mom Stream | |
| 302. "Oh right. The sugar. The sugar for the cake, the sugar chosen specifically for the wacky cake, especially to sweeten the batter. Cake sugar. That sugar?" - Totally Not Eyre and Totall No Poison And/Or Soguar, 11/10/21 | |
| 303. "NO CRIMES HAVE BEEN COMMITTED" - @PerfectSpirited 11/10/21, for posterity | |
| 304. "Dough, what have I done!?" - Emily Henry, 11/10/21 | |
| 305. "Should've known better than to beat a friend, and leave the spoon so close to mixer, so I'm never gonna bake again, the way I baked with youuu." - Eyre - 11/10/21 Baking Stream | |
| 306. "Time can never mend, the careless sugar spilled out elsewhere, the mixture will not bind, cake it is not kind, there's no comfort in the bowl, pain is all you'll fiiiind." - Eyre - 11/10/21 Baking Stream | |
| 307. "I was gonna be (spoiler) in (spoiler spoiler) with a t-shirt that said "I (spoilered) for (spoiler) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" -kooples, 11/11/21 | |
| 308. "JUST LET US BE APPRECIATE YOU" "NOOOOOOOOO" -Emily rejects generosity, 1 yr stream | |
| 309. "I thought we did all our murders on Tuesday?" - Emily Henry, 11/11/21 | |
| 310. "maybe it's a hat?" - Eyre 11/11/21 | |
| 311. "maybe it's a beer hat?" - Eyre 11/11/21 | |
| 312. "The TLDR is the ways you guys have changed my life for the better seemed impossible to me a year ago." - Emily Henry, 11/11/21 | |
| 313. "It's only been a few minutes for so many death threats, thank you, though." -Emily, Oops All Hats | |
| 314. "Not everyone's got mumble mumble number of hats here" -Emily, Oops All Hats | |
| 315. "What've I done" -Emily | |
| 316. "I am just trying to figure out what to do with these giant chicken legs!" 🍗 🐥- Emily Henry, First BiAnnual Oops All Hats | |
| 317. "honestly ill explain it when i get a pakidge" - marsandco - 11/15/21 (for posterity) | |
| 318. "So actually, my brain is perfect if you think about it." - Emily Henry, 11/24/2021 | |
| 319. "There are no deals, but there's things that you can buy" - ehm | |
| 320. "Mistakes are just what we say." -Emily Henry, 11/30/2021 | |
| 321. "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera." - Skrupler 12/1/21 | |
| 322. “I guess yelling about things full stop is my whole personality” -Emily Henry | |
| 323. “who decided that? That seems oppressive to libraries. Now I’m angry in an entirely different direction!” -Emily Henry | |
| 324. "I am not aware I had a Facebook group" - Carly_Sings 12/3/21 | |
| 325. “I read one paper book this year, which makes me think perhaps the dam is broken.” -Emily Henry | |
| 326. "Very high owies per second on this one" - Wonder (while Emily finger-picks to her song: Sisyphus) | |
| 327. “🎵whoa she moved the file and then she couldn’t find it again 🎶…oh no~🎵” - Emily Henry | |
| 328. "I gotta watch The Untamed some more." -Emily, every day | |
| 329. "Don't pull a stretched muscle...I mean...scratch that, reverse it." -Emily 12/10/21 | |
| 330. "my ham my jam my lamb...I'm so............tired." -Emily, 12/10/21 | |
| 331. "VEGETABLES" - michellebrd | |
| 332. "most people don’t want to look like a disco baked potato. Those people are wrong." -Ketch | |
| 333. "I almost hit someone with my car laughing so hard at ham" - Kathryn_M_JW, 12/17/21 | |
| 334. "[Misses song intro] I'm still thinking about ham." | |
| 335. "I can help with elaborate metaphors...because I'm a writer; not an agriculturist" - Emily 12/20/21 | |
| 336. "The quote command can never go away" - Emily | |
| 337. "I could be wrong. I'm not, though." -Emily, in the Candlenights spirit | |
| 338. "Don't look at me." - Emily, a Twitch video streamer | |
| 339. "All I really want is a nice beverage with no side effects." - Emily Henry, forgetting water exists, 1/7/22 | |
| 340. you are like a undervaluated crypto gem, when ppl will see your potential it will be huge bull run :D number of followers to the moon! - OthmaneAo 1/10/22 | |
| 341. "The pandemic destroyed my ability to read" - Emily | |
| 342. "PEW! PEW! PEW!" - Church Guns | |
| 343. "It's a Three-quell" - Emily | |
| 344. "I have a brand, and it's feelings" - Emily 1/14/22 | |
| 345. "You ever think about how cats are just really good?" - Emily Henry, 1/17/2022 🐈🧶 | |
| 346. "capybara are friend shaped" -Trekkie 1/17/2022 | |
| 347. Emily: *actively eating Laser's brain* Laser: "I support you you're doing great." - 1/17/22 | |
| 348. “it just sounded like a ghostly chorus of strange shouts” -EHM, 1/19/22 | |
| 349. “it’s JANUARY, we can’t be haunted this early in the year!” -EHM 1/19/22 | |
| 350. "It's just so hard to be so funny, yknow?" - Emily Henry, 1/19/2022 | |
| 351. "It's fish all the way down! It's always been fish!" - Emily Henry, 1/19/22 | |
| 352. "Anderson Kooples!" - Emily Henry, with no intervention by Eyre whatsoever, 1/19/2022 | |
| 353. "You would never use the New World as a coaster, would you? Not you guys?" - | |
| 354. "I'm at the com-bination landwall wonderslide" - Piper, 1/21/22 | |
| 355. "This morning was Disnur only" - Emily 1/21/22 (trying to read chat) | |
| 356. "If you believe in yourself every day is for murders." -Emily Henry 1/24/22 | |
| 357. "Nobody clip me saying Worcestershire 3 times please." - Emily Henry, 1/26/2022 | |
| 358. "I'm gonna read this Koooooples command if it kills me." - Emily Henry, 1/26/22 | |
| 359. "Oh. My. God. She's large and in charge, folks. She's taken over. It's her stream now, Hype Emilys... " - Emily Henry, 1/26/22 | |
| 360. "Washi tape potentially wasn't the best medium for my art?" -Emily Henry, 1/26/22 | |
| 361. "Why does watching you live my nightmare bring me so many warm fuzzies (the taking compliments that is hah)" - Eyre 1/26/22 | |
| 362. "Everything's fine - let's not talk about it!"- Emily Henry 1/28/22 | |
| 363. "IT'S MY CAKE! FOR MY TWITCH CHANNEL!" - Emily (during Stream Week Cooking Stream) | |
| 364. "It's my brand, Dad!" - Emily Wholesome Henry, 1/30/2022 | |
| 365. "wow that voice punched me right in the feels." - spaceninja_k 1/31/22 | |
| 366. "considering pairing with you for my next business venture, Emily... Bummer town Sadboi Hams - when life spirals, your ham should, too" - Eyre 1/31/22 | |
| 367. "A horse licked my car once. I really wasn't sure what I was meant to do" - Ketch 1/31/22 | |
| 368. "Hosties Helpies!" | |
| 369. "We're starting off strong with a serial killer song. It's perfect!" - Emily 2/4/22 | |
| 370. "What we have to do is build a stone boat and then skip the whole boat like a skipping stone across the ocean.... It would work!..." - Emily Henry, 2/4/2022 | |
| 371. "Silly chat and their murderous urges! That's what I'm always saying!" - Emily Henry, 2/4/2022 | |
| 372. "The real emily was the arms we made along the friends." - mars, at some point | |
| 373. "I am a person who lives and time is linear." - Emily Henry, Liar, 2/11/22 | |
| 374. "Anyway, here's June, which is not technically about death. But I do believe in death of the author soooo..." ☠️ -Emily Henry 2/11/22 | |
| 375. " Well guys, when I say j know something for a fact you should take that as pretty firm evidence that I'm completely wrong." -Emily Henry, 2/14/2022 | |
| 376. "Ask not for whom the queue sways, the queue sways for you" - Eyre 2/14/22 | |
| 377. "Piper's influence transcends space & time - The Universe | |
| 378. "Emily "Perfect Voice" Henry - EPVH!" - SpaceCatAstronaut 2/18/22 | |
| 379. "Tut, tut, looks like train!" - CSmall451 (During a 39YH NIART) | |
| 380. "Thank you everyone for an absolutely buck-wild stream" - Emily (pretty much every stream) | |
| 381. "If God didn't want us to perceive streamers then She wouldn't have given them webcams." - keturn 2/21/22 | |
| 382. "It's so good, it' makes me feel feelings." - Emily (always) | |
| 383. "I love homework." - Emily Henry, 2/22/22 | |
| 384. "You just use a sharp, musical scalpel to excise any lingering demons." - TenSixty6 (directed at Emily) | |
| 385. "Time is linear on a Mobius Strip" - Lumpy 2/22/22 [Time is Linear/Patreon launch stream] | |
| 386. "You can't get an A+ in feelings." - Emily (describing her inspiration for I See The Light) | |
| 387. "You saw the light and the light said stop." - keturn 2/22/22 | |
| 388. "Not to brag but I kind of memorized the lyrics to my own song." - EHM, 2/23/22 | |
| 389. "I forgot to ask, do you have serial-killer songs?" Emily, natch | |
| 390. "Let's just pretend I said something that made sense" - Emily 3/7/2022 | |
| 391. "That's the haps!" - Emily - trying to create a fad | |
| 392. "My font is the same color as a guitar. That was a mistake." -EHM, 3/11/22 | |
| 393. "If i have to wear a hat, I don't want to cheat the people." -EHM, 3/11/22 | |
| 394. "I'm gonna put some strawberries on my face" -EHM 3/11/22 | |
| 395. "This one's a graduation hat, because I went to college. Now that I have this on my face, I have TWO degrees." -EHM 3/11/2022 | |
| 396. "it looks like an artistic abomination though" | |
| 397. "good I should- good I should- uh, copy, uh, a raid call" -Emily 3/16/22 | |
| 398. "EHM: Let's all cry together as friends!" | |
| 399. "Winger: guys, the stream was never about song requests, or memes. it was about us. about us being a community <3 " MaruYay 3/23/2022 | |
| 400. "March 25, 2022 - A very important day. The day @ldotfern first heard the song Wonderwall." | |
| 401. "be the storm you want to see in the world" MaruYay 3/28/2022 | |
| 402. "Emily & the Armily are the BEST found family!!!" -Lumpy | |
| 403. "EHM covers are their own genre of music - Lumpy 1/1/22 (Not A Joke) | |
| 404. "When you want 24 hours of Emily, but she has to leave in 30 minutes. "Ketch 22" - MadeTooRaid 1/1/22 | |
| 405. "Let's just pivot to something that's a little more. orm | |
| 406. "...Murder...that's my brand and I love it..." - Emily Henry in Context, 4/6/22 | |
| 407. "I look like me in the picture" - Emily 4/15/22 | |
| 408. "Sometimes Hard-boiled eggs are exciting" - Laser (of the DoubleClicks) - 4/27/22 | |
| 409. “I just want everyone’s dad to watch our flag means death” - Emily 5/4/22 | |
| 410. "Not to be dramatic..." - Emily (just before she sings about drama) | |
| 411. "That's pretty incredibly." -Emily, Friday the 13th | |
| 412. "Welcome Join Us !" - Emily - 05/16/22 | |
| 413. The Trap AND the spring - now availalbe on QVC for three easy payments of 999 Gill Graham Crackers | |
| 414. "It's pretty neat here" - Emily 5/18/22 | |
| 415. "You guys broke my brain earlier. I don't have lyrics in my brain anymore; I only have incoherent yelling about pirate flags." 5/18/22 | |
| 416. "@trekkiemage I have drunk the cold brew that was in the ice box...Forgive me, it was so delicious. So caffeinated, and so dangerous." -5.23.22 | |
| 417. "There's orange juice on everything." #OurFlagMeansCake Day, 5/29/22 | |
| 418. "Why do people bake cakes?!" - EHM, CAKE STREAM | |
| 419. "Give or Minus" - Emily 6/1/22 | |
| 420. "I can't believe I'm saying these numbers with my human mouth. " EHM, Dono Goals 6/6/22 | |
| 421. "I don't really have face real estate left" -Emily Henry 2022 | |
| 422. "I legitimately forgot this was a music stream for a second" - mikeydlo 6/6/22 Fundraiser Stream (Sticker Stream) | |
| 423. "never underestimate the power of nerds with disposible income" - brinnanza, Sticker Stream 6/6/22 | |
| 424. "Years from now when you're famous worldwide, we'll remember this small part that we got to play!" - 6/6/22 OFMD Fundraiser Stream (Sticker Stream) | |
| 425. "I care him very much" - Emily (talking about Will Graham) 6/8/22 | |
| 426. "My brain is a big bowl of spaghetti and I apologize for that." - 6/10/22 | |
| 427. "You only YOLO once" -Emily Henry 6/13/2022 | |
| 428. "all songs technically need to be in the murder category cause you kill them all" - MaruYay, 6/13/22 | |
| 429. "If you haven't osmosed it, I'm Emily Henry [points to logo]" 6/15/22 | |
| 430. "Enemies to Emilies" - TogashiNaruta 6/15/22 | |
| 431. "a wizards newsletter is never late it is sent precisely when it's meant to" - brinnanza, 6/15/22 | |
| 432. "I've written some weird ones" -Emily 6/20/2022 | |
| 433. "If you say enough stuff out loud with your mouth, sometimes you'll be right." - EHM, 6/22/2022 | |
| 434. "This is me on the floor....it's a long story." - Emily 6/22/22 | |
| 435. "We're going to make it, babies. We'll do it together. I love you so much." Emily Henry, making us cry / helping us through crying. 6/24/2022 | |
| 436. "I'm sorry it's relatable" - Emily 6/29/22 | |
| 437. "Getting things right the first time is overrated" - Emily 6/28/22 | |
| 438. "I say things.....everyday I say things" - Emily 6/29/22 | |
| 439. "If I can't escape compliments, you can't escape compliments; I'm taking you down with me; yes, that's a threat; I love you so much" -EHM 6/29/22 | |
| 440. "If you're into things like material goods, I have those." - EHM 6/29/22 | |
| 441. "If you're perfect, then you don't have to work on things." - EHM, 7/1/2022 | |
| 442. "it's not bad advice it just has a very very limited scope of relevance and the scope is no one" - @brinnanza 7/1/2022 | |
| 443. "Everything worth its salt has a Groundhog Day episode" -Emily Henry, 7/4/2022 | |
| 444. "This whole town is WHAT" -Spee, in regards to How It Feels | |
| 445. "What a hype train. Jason! HECK!!" - Emily, Jason's birthday | |
| 446. "I don't have any smart anything" -Emily Henry an intellectual | |
| 447. "Space is endless. You'll never know which way is up. And that's what's scary." -Emily Henry, Phobia edition, 7/13/2022 | |
| 448. "I can do whatever I want. I'm the writer." -Emily Henry, 7/15/2022 | |
| 449. "I can do whatever I want. I'm the writer." -Emily Henry, 7/15/2022 | |
| 450. "lyrics rhyme/ most of the time" -Emily Henry, lyricist | |
| 451. "STEAL! Don't forget to steal from everything." - Emily Henry, mildly educational, 7/15/2022 | |
| 452. "It's not the question marks, Liz... That makes sense. It's not the not knowing how to drawing an airplane... it's... why did you sign this, Liz?" - EHM, gArtic Critic, 7/17/22 Modstream | |
| 453. "Honestly, I think you did a really good job... You only change the species of sea creature which obviously is fine..." - Emily Henry, gArtic Critic, 7/17/2022 | |
| 454. "Norman Bates is my personality test result" "Norman Bates is my Myers-Briggs type" -Spee and Liz, 7/20/2022 | |
| 455. "It's either too early or too late. You should always be asleep at 5 AM." -Emily Henry, Life coach, 7/22/22 | |
| 456. "How many times have I asked people to close the stream and watch a tv show? Hmm..." - Emily Henry, Brand Marketing, 7/22/22 | |
| 457. "Stoplight" will hit 500K plays on Spotify by January 24th 2023 - MaximilienV 07/22/2022 | |
| 458. "I think my favorite part of our how it feels shenanigans is that they developed totally organically. we just did that one day and now we do it every time. - Rachael (journalofimprobablethings) | |
| 459. "What an excellent string of murder songs." - Dr. Kooples 7/27/22 | |
| 460. "WHAT THE H*CK?!" - Emily Henry (after being extremely generously tipped) 7/27/22 | |
| 461. "I have some songs with no Oooos" - Emily Henry (Lying) | |
| 462. "There just is no way to gracefully segway back into a song intro... so I just have to change the subject and say by the way this is the next song." - EHM 8/1/2022 | |
| 463. "I ate breakfast recently so my throat is all: Breakfasty" - Emily, after complaining about mornings in general 8/3/22 | |
| 464. "club half butt babey" - brinnanza, 8/3/22 | |
| 465. "God said Adam and Eve, not Flatfish and Eel." - spee, 8/5/22 | |
| 466. "Please, ignore everything the mods are saying forever, please" -Emily Henry 8/8/2022, clearly in need of a vacation | |
| 467. "Sometimes jokes are hard......for your brain to parse." - Emily Henry 8/10/22 | |
| 468. "If life hands you lemons, maybe, eat them." -Emily Henry Proverb 8/12/2022 | |
| 469. "it was good and difficult for my lil baby lungs." - WonderTruly on day 288 of long covid after a mini-stream 8/15/22 | |
| 470. "Which of my mods is suffering right now?" - Emily, 8/15/22 | |
| 471. "I'm so sorry I didn't wear full pirate outfit. That's on me." - EHM, 8/19/22 | |
| 472. "I'm at the spy hotel. I'm at the murder floor. I'm at the combination spy hotel murder floor" - Dr. Kooples, 8/19/22 | |
| 473. "Heavy is the head that wears all of the flower crowns." -MaruYay, 8/19/2022 | |
| 474. “Both sadness and boi-ness are for everyone.” —Emily Henry 8/19/22 | |
| 475. “Welcome to the Talk-About-Nerd-Stuff-With-Emily stream, with occasional music interludes.” @csmall451 “That’s every stream LUL ” @theltlumpy 8/19/22 | |
| 476. “We specialize in wholesome chaos.” TheLTLumpy 8/19/22 | |
| 477. "It's all bye. It all went bye." - Emily, post-vacation | |
| 478. "I just want to make it into a sadscape, you know?" Emily 9/12/22 | |
| 479. Emily (begrudgingly): "FINE! I'll sell my own Demo on my website." | |
| 480. "imho: "Dance With Me" is the sleeper hit out of Emily's complete catalogue. There is a power in the lyrics, and a simplicity in the melody and harmonies, that demands to be felt. The song is just alive. You can heart it's beating heart in every chord." - TenSixty6 9/14/22 | |
| 481. "my favorite part of the stream is where Emily sings. my other favorite part is where she talks." - MaruYay 9/14/22 | |
| 482. "Did you know @emilyhenrymusic was a master carpenter? She nails every song she plays." - elfinwylde 9/14/22 | |
| 483. "Real winners quit." - Emily, 9/16/22 | |
| 484. "I'm not gonna leave the low hanging fruit on the BRANCH" Brinn 9/19/22 | |
| 485. "Pie is too squishy. It's too squishy. It's a pastry but thr inside to outside ratio is wrong for me." - EHM, 9/2022, blasphemer | |
| 486. "Take other peoples' stuff, and use it. You can tell them I said that. - Emily 9/23/22 | |
| 487. "it goes like this the fortch the fifth" - Brinnanza 9/23/22 | |
| 488. "It goes like this unfortchthefifth. The major troll the minor grift. It's a cold and it's a broken who would do that?" - Only Eyre could come up with this 9/23/22 | |
| 489. "We don't have to do any crimes, if you think about it..." - EHM, 10/10/2022 | |
| 490. "You come to me, on the day of somebody's wedding. On the day I am parked outside Emily's house to ensure she does not compose more wedding songs. You do not think to bring me snacks. You do not call me Queen Mod" - NotASandpiper 10/21/22 | |
| 491. "I didn't start the intro quick enough and now I have to wear a hat" Emily 10/24/22 | |
| 492. "I'm McLosin' It" - The Talent, 10/24/2022 | |
| 493. "Eyedrating is very important" - kat_darnit 10/26/22 | |
| 494. "It's gonna be classy, it's gonna be acoustic, its gonna make noise without being plugged in" - Raetracer 10/26/22 | |
| 495. "Listen to the music and the lyrics, but not the words" - Emily 10/26/22 | |
| 496. "You absolute goofballs." -Emily Henry, 11/4/2022 | |
| 497. "you're delightful! i'm delightful rubber and you're delightful glue" WindowstoSky 11/7/22 | |
| 498. "My default is slant-rhymes only" - Emily 11/7/22 | |
| 499. "you have those moments in exploring where it starts to feel the same, then something new happens" - DaniellNaruta 11/9/22 | |
| 500. “my brain is so small and tired, please wait” –EHM, 2 year streamaversary | |
| 501. “don’t look at that with your eyes, look at it with your heart and it says 4400” —EHM, 2-year Streamaversary | |
| 502. "I think in the traditional sense, that's very murder-y" - Emily 11/11/22 2 Year STREAMAVERSARY | |
| 503. “I’ve built myself a terrible prison” –EHM, 2-year Streamaversary | |
| 504. “Doctor Kooples is racking up whatever the opposite of karma is.” —EHM, 2-year Streamaversary | |
| 505. "This cape is so warm and snuggly and I'm a thousand degrees, but I'm not taking it off, I would rather die." --EHM, 2-year Streamaversary | |
| 506. "what a beautiful Pollyanna she was, past me." --EHM, 2-year streamaversary | |
| 507. "Now that I've said the phrase "spiritual minced meat" outloud, it's time to play Sway." - Emily Henry, 11/14/2022, in streamaversary hangover | |
| 508. "It's about trust........" - Emily (possibly in response to Jason saying something questionably responsible) 11/16/22 | |
| 509. "Nothing is worth getting up at 7 am" - Emily (possibly, but hopefully not) referring to Lumpy getting up at 5 am 11/16/22 | |
| 510. "Hydrate so you don’t die straight VirtualHug " - AubreyCello's brother, 11/18/22 | |
| 511. “Look, I live in this box, and if things go wrong in the box that’s very unsettling for me.” —EHM, “How It Feels” release party | |
| 512. “you can’t get burns like that at the burn store, that was bespoke.” –EHM, “How It Feels” release party | |
| 513. “OH, SPEAKING OF REDDIT” –EHM | |
| 514. “my brain is just a bunch of floppy spaghetti right now.” —EHM, “How It Feels” release party | |
| 515. "flashstick just loves chaos, which I think is well documented at this point." EHM 11/21/22 | |
| 516. "I trusted the mods. No questions asked" - Emily - How It Feels Release Party | |
| 517. "Laser’s Gay Bop Tracks, Quality In Action - LGBTQIA" - flashstick 11/21/22 | |
| 518. "Everything I do I do to impress Emily" - Laser, speaking for all of us, 11/21/22 | |
| 519. “I’m gonna be chill” - Emily, lying like a liar - HIF release day 11/21/22, caught by flashstick | |
| 520. “XYZ” - Jason, as processed by Emily Henry an hour late after stream had ended | |
| 521. "my brain is too big and full of gay bees" - ldotfern 11/23/22 | |
| 522. whoa "you've been stuck for as long as I've been in love." that is hitting different today - el_fuegoblanco 11/23/22 | |
| 523. "thank you for playing good music every week. I added the adult word version of hif on a few new playlists and it made me have such a good day on Monday. I hadn't had such a good day in quite a while. so I appreciate you and your music" - fluffyann617205 11/23/22 | |
| 524. "you do the sin you get the pin!" MaruYay 11/23/22 | |
| 525. "EHM, the E is for feelings" Maru, speaking truths, 11/28/22 | |
| 526. "it's like chat is a hermit crab and the laptop is our old shell!" Maru on the new PC tower 12/5/22 | |
| 527. "Thanks for the hype train! To celebrate I'm going to... leave" EHM 12/5/22 | |
| 528. "one mod, one end" - Spee the Ninth, 12/5/22 | |
| 529. "look me in my internet eyes" Emily at Jason doing shenanigans 12/5/22 | |
| 530. "It cleared my skin; it watered my crops" - Emily 12/07/2022 | |
| 531. "That's...but...for WHY?" - Emily baffled that we want to give her money. 12/07/2022 | |
| 532. “nobody asked me to throw my back out, but I sure did” —EHM 12/16/2022 | |
| 533. "Two years in and there are still new lyrics that jump out and grab me by the heart - journalofimprobablethings 12/21/2022 | |
| 534. "Stop tryna eeby deeby out of compliments!!" -brinnanza, facing off against The Talent | |
| 535. “I played violin for five seconds in middle school” —EHM, 12/23/22 | |
| 536. "can I pitch you guys on my novel? it's called book lovers by emily henry and I'll share it with you... Page 1 : "What's your favorite book?" he whispered. I paused for a long time... The End." - Eyre, 12/23/22 | |
| 537. "Seven years of German were good for something" - Emily, after correctly pronouncing 'poeven' | |
| 538. "This 11 concept album is our Goncharov" kat_darnit 12/30/22 | |
| 539. “Everyone is making things happen right now, except for flashstick who is having a villain moment” -EHM 12/30/2022 | |
| 540. "if your villain Era involves murder I am available to date" - brinnanza, 12/30/22 | |
| 541. "I should have gotten a smaller kimono for my snorlax. DARN." - Medic_Himbo, 1/2/23 | |
| 542. "I will endure your claws for snuggles" - cardboard_jason 1/4/23 | |
| 543. "Who are we to say that Wonder's not on the moon?" -EHM 1-4-23 | |
| 544. "The only real genre is Our Flag Means Death" -EHM 1-4-23 | |
| 545. "JASON I sweearr-a" -EHM, letting us know it's serious by making "swear" two syllables, 1/6/23 | |
| 546. 'We're both blonde ladies that write, it's a bummer." - EHM, 1.6.23 | |
| 547. "I can't engage in this fiction, we CAN'T" -EHM 1.6.23 | |
| 548. "Quit it!!!" - Emily, to anyone who is even a little bit nice to her | |
| 549. "songs georg" -brinnanza 1/6/23 | |
| 550. "Elvis was the King, Springsteen is the Boss, Emily is the Talent" Maru 1/6/23 | |
| 551. "rubber ducky you're the one you make crime time so much fun" EyreDactyl 1/9/23 (on the subject of Due South's rubber ducks) | |
| 552. " your voice could crush a cop" littlehed0 1/11/23 | |
| 553. "Who doesn't want Emily to murder them?" -TheNickNeagle, speaking for the community 1/13/2023 (Friday the 13th) | |
| 554. "How's your F going?" - Emily, to everyone, every Friday | |
| 555. "Don’t quote that. Not everything I say is a winner, okay?” - Emily Henry, 1/13/23 | |
| 556. "There’s the quote for the back of the shirts: “Do not. Do not do that thing. - EHM”" - @kat_darnit , 1/13/23 | |
| 557. "EMILY if you want to add a quote, press !addquote" | |
| 558. "I need to get into a different headspace because that was very funny and this is a very sad song." -Emily, re: June, 1/13/23 | |
| 559. "I don't like when people say "Jason do it" -The Talent, Friday the 13th | |
| 560. " 11ive 11augh 11ove" Maru 1/16/23 | |
| 561. “deep sadness, that’s a good place to start” —EHM 1/16/23 | |
| 562. "wait, you guys are getting art out of your misery? here I am being miserable for free..." - @kkooooop , 1/16/23, truly seeing many of us on a deep level | |
| 563. "fortunately for us, John is kind of dumb" - Emily about the blorbo in her song 1/16/23 | |
| 564. "I just love fEeLiNgS. You know? I just love fEeLiNgS, guys." -EHM 1/20/2023 | |
| 565. "Sean is trying to have a nice F here today" -EHM | |
| 566. "There's nothing worse than having to disappoint an animal with capitalism." - Emily, 1/25/23 | |
| 567. "Alice a day keeps the bad vibes away" - FunkoPhotoLady (Always) | |
| 568. "Pizza, Wineglass, Batman. We all understand." - Emily 1/25/23 | |
| 569. "This living room is very Nap-Coded" - Emily 1/25/23 | |
| 570. "Most of what I know about Shakespeare comes from the animated tv show Gargoyles. And I’m fine with that" kat_darnit 1/27/23 | |
| 571. "All I'm asking is that you let a little bit of chaos into your hearts" cardboard_jason 1/27/23 | |
| 572. "You may know this one, and if you don't, Daniel does" - Dad being very impressed by DanielNaruta's knowledge during dadstream 1/30/23 | |
| 573. "they are called blowouts, im not quite sure how I feel about that name" -EHM Dad Stream 1/30/23 | |
| 574. " I would never call myself this" - The Talent , 1/30/2022 | |
| 575. "what's the point in growing up" Dad, speaking truths on his birthday, 1/30/23 | |
| 576. "Jason, you're great". -Emily Henry 2/1/2023, absent of context, so no one forgets for later when he commits crimes | |
| 577. "Emily bard is your actual job" - brinnanza 2/1/23 being objectively correct | |
| 578. "sneacrets the newest Emilysm" - Maru, immortalizing Emily's mis-speak - 2/3/23 | |
| 579. "every dumb thing I say doesn't have to be a Discord channel" Emily on 2/3/23 (sneacrets shall live forever) | |
| 580. "What's a little necromancy between friends, you know what I mean?" EHM 2/17/23 | |
| 581. "Oh no flashstick is writing it in all caps and that means it's true [that Cincy chili is served on spaghetti]...I don't know how to feel....Is everyone OK?" EHM 2/20/23 | |
| 582. “I’ve been intro-ing this for a while.” -EHM, date undisclosed and unnecessary | |
| 583. "They call those clops at that point" - Eyre (referring to many clips) 2/22/23 | |
| 584. "It's got very complicated 'For Grown-ups' things going on" - Emily 2/24/23 | |
| 585. "I love that Emily got so excited she accidentally played the guitar" JayNovz 2/24 | |
| 586. "[Puns] are the donuts of language" -flashstick, 2/24/23 | |
| 587. "I cheated and i won" Jason dumping gift subs at the end of the stream 2/24 | |
| 588. "Everybody go fix a texture" - @lasertheboy 2/27/23 | |
| 589. “I was not contacted. It was an accident. It’s fine.” -EHM 👽🛸👾 |